According to a research done by AAL, there are a billion social media experts on the internet. Do you know what do they do on a daily basis? After “interviewing” more than 20 (actually none) experts, this is what I found out.
9:00am: Wakes up, check email, checks twitter, facebook and Google Plus
9:15am: Grabs coffee and check if people responded to their auto RSS tweets, facebook messages and G+ post.
10:00am: Reads Mashable and RSS reader.
11:00am: Watch videos of babies laughing on youtube.
12:00pm: Copy and paste email templates and send them to potential clients
1:00pm: Grabs lunch
2:00pm: Post tweets, facebook updates, google plus updates and Pinterest photos.
3:00pm: Work on info products about “how to make money with social media” and sell them to earn a quick buck.
5:00pm: Read more news from Mashable
5:30pm Watch videos of cats on youtube.
6:00pm: Buys the latest method on how to make money off the internet.
7:00pm: Grabs dinner
8:00pm: Continue working on info product/ blog post and finds out how others are doing it to sell to others
9:00pm-12am: Watch tv and head to bed.
This is what they do on a daily basis, except on weekends where they spend most of their time on youtube watching cat videos.
Disclaimer: I’m not a social media expert and this post is meant to be a joke.